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Howells, William Dean, 1837-1920

"Fennel and Rue"


Westangle."
Verrian wished he had not tried to push Miss Macroyd, and he was still
grinding his teeth in a vain endeavor to get out some fit retort between
them, when he saw Bushwick shuffling to his feet, in the front row of the
spectators, and heard him beginning a sort of speech.
"Ladies and gentlemen: Mrs. Westangle has chosen me, because a
real-estate broker is sometimes an auctioneer, and may be supposed to
have the gift of oratory, to make known the conditions on which you may
interview the ghosts which you are going to see. Anybody may do it who
will comply with the conditions. In the first place, you have got to be
serious, and to think up something that you would really like to know
about your past, present, or future. Remember, this is no joking matter,
and the only difference between the ghost that you will see here and a
real materialization under professional auspices is that the ghost won't
charge you anything. Of course, if any lady or gentleman--especially
lady--wishes to contribute to any charitable object, after a satisfactory
interview with the ghost, a hat will be found at the hall-door for the
purpose, and Mrs. Westangle will choose the object: I have put in a
special plea for my own firm, at a season when the real-estate business
is not at its best.


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