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"Punch, or the London Charivari, Volume 152, January 31, 1917"


Pity you've broken all the rules, for this'll
Spoil WOODROW'S programme when at last,
Not having checked those breaches with his whistle,
He wants to blow the final blast;
Time will be called, I fancy, when the score
Suits us, and not before.
O.S.
* * * * *
HEART-TO-HEART TALKS.
(_The KING OF THE HELLENES and the KAISER: On the Telephone_).
_The King._ HALLOA! Are you there? Halloa, halloa! Are you there, I say?
_The Kaiser._ All right, all right. Who's talking?
_The King._ KING CONSTANTINE. I want a word with the KAISER.
_The Kaiser._ Ha, TINO, it's you, is it? Fire away.
_The King._ Is that you, WILLIE?
_The Kaiser._ Yes; what do you want? I haven't too much time.
_The King._ I say, the most awful thing has happened. The Allies have sent
me an Ultimatum.
_The Kaiser._ A what?
_The King._ An Ultimatum.
_The Kaiser._ I say, old man, you really must speak louder and more
plainly. I can't hear a word you say.
_The King._ The Allies have sent me an ULTIMATUM!! Did you hear that time?
_The Kaiser.


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